I want to apologize up front for not having before photos. Every good wife knows that she should not be seen in public before taking these easy to follow steps. I also want to apologize for the condition of the photos. They were taken by my children.
Step number one:
About an hour before your wonderful hard working husband arrives home, step into your closet and close the door. While there say three times, “I want to be a good wife”. When you have practiced this for several months, you may be able to wait until half an hour before the wonderful husband arrives home. Once you have said the sentence three times, you can emerge from the closet a new radiant housewife.
As you can see I have my hair done, makeup on and wearing pearls. Yes, ladies, pearls are worn while doing house work. I have gotten this step down to 10 minutes.
Step number two:
Once you are dressed for housework, put on your apron. We don’t want to soil the pretty dress, do we? I always wear my highest heals while vacuuming. It seems my carpets are so much cleaner
when I wear them. Notice the lovely smile on my face. I am thinking of how happy my wonderful hard working husband will be, when he steps on this clean carpet.
Step number three:
When your wonderful hard working husband walks into the home, be ready to give him a warm welcome. Notice I have taken my cleaning apron off. I do not want to offend my wonderful hard working husband by wearing a dirty cleaning apron.
Step number four:
Lead him to his favorite spot to relax. Remember he has worked very hard today. Take off his shoes, prop him up with some pillows, and hand him his favorite beverage. I am giving my wonderful hard working husband his favorite beer in a tall glass. I took the time to open the bottle myself and pour it into a tall glass, just the he way he likes it. Please notice, ladies, I am still smiling because I love my wonderful hard working husband and I want to show him I appreciate all that he does for me. I also want to point out that I have changed my apron. This apron is one to be worn while serving others. It is not to be confused with a cleaning apron. It is made out of a fine guaze material. This apron looks lovely on any dress, while protecting it from spills. We always want to look our best for our wonderful hard working husbands.
This is all the photos I have. I hope you have enjoyed a peek into my normal every day evening.
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