Mom: Hey kids, what granola bar do you want in your lunch box? We have chocolate, peanutbutter and s’mores?
M,S, & J: Chocolate, peanutbutter, chocolate!
R: I want a moron.
Kids: MORON! It isn’t moron, it is s’mores.
R: What? It is the same thing.
Mom: No, R. it isn’t.
Later after the dad has heard the story. “Wife, can I have a moron or are they saved for the kids snacks?”