This was last night.
Mom: Son, do you want to watch Independance Day?
Mom: Oh wait, I have to see what the rating is.
Son: It is PG-13, for violence and language.
Mom: Ok, we have TV Gauardian let’s watch it.
Son: It has Will Smith in it.
Mom: I didn’t know that.
Son: Will Smith + TV Guardian = Silent Movie.
Well, he was right. About half the movie was silent. It wasn’t a bad movie, except for the pole dance, and I had the son skip that part. Why they put that in there, I have no idea. It added nothing to the movie.