Dad: Why were all three of you girls in the shower at once?
Girls: Because we wanted to have some fun.
Dad: I heard Neanderthal noises.
dd#2: THAT WAS ME!! she demonstrates
Dad: I heard burps too.
girls: giggles It was a contest.
Dad: Young ladies should not have burping contests. Young ladies should not burp loud.
girls: awwww. 😦
dd#3: eyes innocent BUT DAD, I wasn’t burping! I was the judge. 😀