I froze my feet last night, because I was too lazy to get up and put on socks.
Sir Husband was left with 2″ of the bed, trying to get away from my cold feet.
Every single appliance in our kitchen, died over the summer. We thought we were done with replacing things. But…
I took out a 9×13 glass pan from the oven and placed it on the stove. It exploded, sending shattered glass six inches into the air. I bought the pan two months ago, because in the 27 years of our marriage, I never had a 9×13 inch pan. Now I still don’t have one.
Pea #1 announced that Pea #2 will hurt us with the bombs that come out of her butt, if we don’t share M&Ms with her.
The siblings of Pea #2 get mad when we serve corn for dinner. They say Pea#2 is allergic to corn, because we will hear, smell, and see it later.
After grounding Pea #2 from all fun activities for her bad attitude and tantrums about school and that didn’t work, I announced I’d send her to public school. If she wasn’t going to learn from me, she can learn from someone else. She quickly went into a Royal Tantrum, threw her backpack by the garbage can and announced she didn’t need them anymore, because I was sending her to boarding school. This wasn’t the first time. Click here.
I could really use a total break from all humans below the age of 30, for a month or more.
I created frog guts yesterday and will post lovely photos tomorrow. So come back and have a look.